The Mechanical Contrivium: Linzi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Linzi!

  1. By tradition, a girl standing under Linzi cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Linzi and water.
  3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Linzi is blue.
  4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Linzi!
  5. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Linzi!
  6. Linzi can't sweat.
  7. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Linzi!
  8. The porpoise is second to Linzi as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  9. The colour of Linzi is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
  10. Linzi can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.

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