The Mechanical Contrivium: Lez

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lez!

1. Lez was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. More people are killed by Lez each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Lez not to hide but to look for water!
4. Lez will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Lez!
6. Lez is the world's smallest mammal.
7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Lez.
8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Lez to drop bombs!
9. If you drop Lez from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first!
10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Lez!