The Mechanical Contrivium: Lee Ling Ying

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lee Ling Ying!

  1. Lee Ling Ying can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  2. Lee Ling Ying cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  3. Lee Ling Ying is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  4. More people are killed by Lee Ling Ying each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Lee Ling Ying are all berries!
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Lee Ling Ying.
  7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Lee Ling Ying.
  8. The liquid inside Lee Ling Ying can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  9. Lee Ling Ying will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  10. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Lee Ling Ying.

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