The Mechanical Contrivium: Laylee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laylee!

  1. Laylee is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Laylee.
  2. The most dangerous form of Laylee is the bicycle.
  3. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Laylee.
  4. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Laylee.
  5. Laylee is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Laylee.
  7. You can tell if Laylee has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Laylee.
  9. Laylee is worth her weight in gold - literally!
  10. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Laylee and water.

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