The Mechanical Contrivium: Laureen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laureen!

  1. Laureen can sleep with one eye open!
  2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Laureen, and 400 times smaller!
  3. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Laureen.
  4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Laureen in 1504, after eighteen months work!
  5. Early thermometers were filled with Laureen instead of mercury.
  6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Laureen.
  7. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Laureen.
  8. Laureen was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  9. Laureen can be seen from space!
  10. Laureen can sleep for three and a half years.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.