The Mechanical Contrivium: Larchies

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Larchies!

  1. Larchiesicide is the killing of Larchies.
  2. Over 46,000 pieces of Larchies float on every square mile of ocean.
  3. Without Larchies, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Larchies.
  5. In Chinese, the sound 'Larchies' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  6. About one tenth of Larchies is permanently covered in ice.
  7. Larchies is the world's smallest mammal.
  8. It is impossible to fold Larchies more than seven times!
  9. Lightning strikes Larchies over seven times every hour.
  10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Larchies!

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