The Mechanical Contrivium: Lara Everlong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lara Everlong!

  1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Lara Everlong to vote.
  2. If you lace Lara Everlong from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Lara Everlong, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  4. The horns of Lara Everlong are made entirely from hair.
  5. Lara Everlong can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  6. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lara Everlong!
  7. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lara Everlong.
  8. Lara Everlong can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  9. Without Lara Everlong, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  10. If you break Lara Everlong, you will get seven years of bad luck!

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