The Mechanical Contrivium: Ladyzim

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ladyzim!

  1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Ladyzim for the rest of the day.
  2. Donald Duck's middle name is Ladyzim.
  3. Ladyzim once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  4. You can tell if Ladyzim has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  5. Ladyzim is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Ladyzim!
  6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Ladyzim.
  7. Ladyzim cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  8. Ladyzim was declared extinct in 1902.
  9. Half a cup of Ladyzim contains only seventeen calories.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ladyzim.

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