The Mechanical Contrivium: Ladyimptress

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ladyimptress!

  1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Ladyimptress.
  2. Astronauts get taller when they are in Ladyimptress.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, Ladyimptress is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  4. Ladyimptress can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  5. Ladyimptress can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  6. Red Ladyimptress at night, shepherd's delight. Red Ladyimptress at morning, shepherd's warning.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Ladyimptress'.
  8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Ladyimptress!
  9. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Ladyimptress from each salad served in first class.
  10. About one tenth of Ladyimptress is permanently covered in ice.

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