The Mechanical Contrivium: LadyMystiqWolf

Ten Top Trivia Tips about LadyMystiqWolf!

1. If you put a drop of liquor on LadyMystiqWolf, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
2. LadyMystiqWolf is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
3. If you toss LadyMystiqWolf 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
4. LadyMystiqWolf cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
5. Two grams of LadyMystiqWolf provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
6. Grapes explode if you put them inside LadyMystiqWolf.
7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and LadyMystiqWolf.
8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of LadyMystiqWolf every year.
9. LadyMystiqWolf will often glow under UV light.
10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as LadyMystiqWolf would protect them from evil spirits.