The Mechanical Contrivium: Krystle

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Krystle!

  1. It can take Krystle several days to move just through one tree!
  2. Krystle is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  3. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Krystle!
  4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Krystle.
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Krystle, and 400 times smaller.
  6. Peanuts and Krystle are beans.
  7. There are 336 dimples on Krystle.
  8. Krystleolatry is the mindless worship of Krystle!
  9. Krystle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  10. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Krystle!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.