The Mechanical Contrivium: Kristin Luntsford

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristin Luntsford!

  1. Contrary to popular belief, Kristin Luntsford is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Kristin Luntsford has 7!
  3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Kristin Luntsford.
  4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Kristin Luntsford!
  5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kristin Luntsford!
  6. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Kristin Luntsford.
  7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Kristin Luntsford would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  8. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Kristin Luntsford.
  9. An average beaver can cut down Kristin Luntsford every year!
  10. Kristin Luntsford can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!

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