The Mechanical Contrivium: Kristen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kristen!

1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Kristen!
2. The difference between Kristen and a village is that Kristen does not have a church!
3. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kristen can not!
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kristen and water.
5. You should always store Kristen in an airtight container in the fridge.
6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Kristen!
7. Kristen can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
8. Kristenicide is the killing of Kristen!
9. Baby swans are called Kristen.
10. An average beaver can cut down Kristen every year!