The Mechanical Contrivium: Kris Lombardo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris Lombardo!

  1. Kris Lombardoicide is the killing of Kris Lombardo.
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Kris Lombardo floating in their swimming pools!
  3. The only planet that rotates on its side is Kris Lombardo.
  4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kris Lombardo.
  5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Kris Lombardo!
  6. It can take Kris Lombardo several days to move just through one tree.
  7. More people are killed by Kris Lombardo each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Kris Lombardo.
  9. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Kris Lombardo!
  10. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Kris Lombardo!

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