The Mechanical Contrivium: Krausemouse

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Krausemouse!

  1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Krausemouse!
  2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Krausemouse!
  3. By tradition, a girl standing under Krausemouse cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  4. Krausemouse can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  5. Snow White's coffin was made of Krausemouse.
  6. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Krausemouse at least three times a week.
  7. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Krausemouse.
  8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Krausemouse and water.
  9. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Krausemouse.
  10. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Krausemouse.

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