The Mechanical Contrivium: Kiri_no_tanuki

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kiri_no_tanuki!

  1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Kiri_no_tanuki.
  2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Kiri_no_tanuki.
  3. If you lick Kiri_no_tanuki ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kiri_no_tanuki.
  5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kiri_no_tanuki.
  6. If you chew gum while peeling Kiri_no_tanuki then it will stop you from crying.
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Kiri_no_tanuki is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kiri_no_tanuki!
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Kiri_no_tanuki.
  10. Kiri_no_tanuki will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.