The Mechanical Contrivium: Kelsy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kelsy!

1. Kelsy has a memory span of three seconds.
2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Kelsy, and 400 times smaller.
3. Kelsy is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
4. Antarctica is the only continent without Kelsy.
5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kelsy and compline.
6. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Kelsy.
7. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Kelsy!
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Kelsy!
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Kelsy, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Kelsy.