The Mechanical Contrivium: Keladry

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keladry!

  1. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Keladry on!
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Keladry.
  3. If Keladry was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  4. Keladry can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Keladry.
  6. It's bad luck to whistle near Keladry!
  7. Astronauts get taller when they are in Keladry!
  8. It is impossible to fold Keladry more than seven times.
  9. Lightning strikes Keladry over seven times every hour.
  10. Worldwide, Keladry is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.