The Mechanical Contrivium: Keeley

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keeley!

1. If you drop Keeley from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Keeley to stand for parliament!
3. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Keeley.
4. Keeley is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
5. You should always open Keeley at least an hour before drinking her!
6. Antarctica is the only continent without Keeley.
7. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Keeley.
8. More people are killed by Keeley each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
9. Red Keeley at night, shepherd's delight. Red Keeley at morning, shepherd's warning.
10. All swans in England belong to Keeley.