The Mechanical Contrivium: Keelee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keelee!

  1. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Keelee.
  2. Lightning strikes Keelee over seven times every hour!
  3. If you drop Keelee from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  4. Cats use their Keelee to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Keelee in a day.
  6. Keelee has three eyelids.
  7. Keelee was declared extinct in 1902!
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Keelee.
  9. Ostriches stick their heads in Keelee not to hide but to look for water!
  10. The international dialling code for Keelee is 672.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.