The Mechanical Contrivium: Kate

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kate!

  1. Native Americans never actually ate Kate; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Kate.
  3. Kate has four noses.
  4. In her entire life, Kate will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Kate.
  6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kate.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Kate!
  8. Early thermometers were filled with Kate instead of mercury!
  9. A lump of Kate the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  10. A Kateometer is used to measure Kate.

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