The Mechanical Contrivium: Kali

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kali!

  1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Kali is 10:1!
  2. Kali has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Kali!
  4. Kali has four noses.
  5. If you chew gum while peeling Kali then it will stop you from crying.
  6. The fingerprints of Kali are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Kali floating in their swimming pools.
  8. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Kali, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  9. Kali will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Kali.

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