The Mechanical Contrivium: Kahvi_elf

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kahvi_elf!

1. When provoked, Kahvi_elf will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Kahvi_elf would be as small as a pea.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Kahvi_elf.
4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Kahvi_elf.
5. Only one person in two billion will live to be Kahvi_elf.
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Kahvi_elf.
7. Donald Duck's middle name is Kahvi_elf!
8. Kahvi_elf can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
9. Kahvi_elf is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Kahvi_elf as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.