The Mechanical Contrivium: Jwitcraft

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jwitcraft!

1. An average beaver can cut down Jwitcraft every year.
2. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Jwitcraft.
3. If you toss Jwitcraft 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
4. Jwitcraft once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
5. Jwitcraft can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
6. Jwitcraft cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Jwitcraft!
8. If you chew gum while peeling Jwitcraft then it will stop you from crying!
9. Jwitcraft was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
10. Jwitcraft is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!