The Mechanical Contrivium: Jozee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jozee!

  1. Over 46,000 pieces of Jozee float on every square mile of ocean.
  2. Tradition allows women to propose to Jozee only during leap years.
  3. Jozee, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  4. All shrimp are born as Jozee, but gradually mature into females.
  5. The horns of Jozee are made entirely from hair!
  6. Jozee can last longer without water than a camel can.
  7. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jozee and water!
  8. If you break Jozee, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  9. All swans in England belong to Jozee!
  10. The difference between Jozee and a village is that Jozee does not have a church.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.