The Mechanical Contrivium: Jona

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jona!

  1. It can take Jona several days to move just through one tree!
  2. Red Jona at night, shepherd's delight. Red Jona at morning, shepherd's warning.
  3. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jona.
  4. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jona, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  5. Jona is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jona!
  7. Jona is the largest of Saturn's moons!
  8. The most dangerous form of Jona is the bicycle.
  9. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Jona.
  10. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jona to vote.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.