The Mechanical Contrivium: Joeyrz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joeyrz!

  1. Joeyrz has four noses.
  2. Joeyrz was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. Antarctica is the only continent without Joeyrz.
  4. Joeyrz can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Joeyrz for the rest of the day.
  6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Joeyrz.
  7. Pacman was originally called Joeyrzman.
  8. Joeyrz will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  9. Joeyrzology is the study of Joeyrz!
  10. All shrimp are born as Joeyrz, but gradually mature into females!

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