The Mechanical Contrivium: JoBeth

Ten Top Trivia Tips about JoBeth!

1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become JoBeth on New Year's Day.
2. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than JoBeth.
3. JoBeth was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
4. JoBeth will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
5. JoBeth can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
6. JoBeth will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
7. In her entire life, JoBeth will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching JoBeth!
9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about JoBeth.
10. It can take JoBeth several days to move just through one tree.