The Mechanical Contrivium: Jill Brooks

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jill Brooks!

  1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Jill Brooks.
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Jill Brooks.
  3. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Jill Brooks.
  4. Jill Brooks was named after Jill Brooks the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Jill Brooks.
  6. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jill Brooks.
  7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jill Brooks!
  8. Jill Brooks is worth her weight in gold - literally.
  9. Peanuts and Jill Brooks are beans!
  10. Tradition allows women to propose to Jill Brooks only during leap years.

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