The Mechanical Contrivium: Jessie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessie!

  1. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jessie had to pay a special Jessie tax.
  2. Jessie is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jessie.
  4. Without its lining of Jessie, your stomach would digest itself.
  5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Jessie.
  6. The international dialling code for Jessie is 672.
  7. Jessie cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Jessie.
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jessie.
  10. Jessie can smell some things up to six miles away.

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