The Mechanical Contrivium: Jessica williams

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica williams!

1. If you drop Jessica williams from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
2. Jessica williams can't sweat!
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Jessica williams is two minutes.
4. Jessica williams once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jessica williams with his left foot.
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica williams!
7. Olive oil was used for washing Jessica williams in the ancient Mediterranean world!
8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jessica williams is blue!
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Jessica williams.
10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Jessica williams!