The Mechanical Contrivium: Jesselyn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesselyn!

  1. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jesselyn.
  2. To check whether Jesselyn is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Jesselyn will sink, and fresh Jesselyn will float.
  3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Jesselyn'!
  4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jesselyn had to pay a special Jesselyn tax.
  5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jesselyn.
  6. Jesselyn is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  7. Jesselyn can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Jesselyn in a day.
  9. Jesselyn is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
  10. Jesselyn will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

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