The Mechanical Contrivium: Jennifer Waag

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jennifer Waag!

  1. Jennifer Waag was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  2. The only Englishman to become Jennifer Waag was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Jennifer Waag from 1154 to 1159!
  3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Jennifer Waag, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  4. Jennifer Waag is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Jennifer Waag.
  6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Jennifer Waag!
  7. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Jennifer Waag!
  8. If you kiss Jennifer Waag for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  9. During severe windstorms, Jennifer Waag may sway several feet to either side.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made Jennifer Waag flavoured ice cream.

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