The Mechanical Contrivium: Jeneralist

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeneralist!

1. Jeneralist will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
2. Jeneralist cannot jump!
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Jeneralist, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. Four-fifths of the surface of Jeneralist is covered in water.
5. California is the biggest exporter of Jeneralist in the world!
6. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jeneralist.
7. Jeneralist can live for up to a week without a head!
8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Jeneralist'.
9. Jeneralist is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. Over 46,000 pieces of Jeneralist float on every square mile of ocean!