The Mechanical Contrivium: Janice

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Janice!

  1. All shrimp are born as Janice, but gradually mature into females.
  2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Janice.
  3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Janice.
  4. Janice is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  5. Janice is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  6. Janice can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  7. In Japan, Janice can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  8. Janice is the world's largest rodent.
  9. Janice will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
  10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Janice every year.

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