The Mechanical Contrivium: Jacquelyn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jacquelyn!

  1. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jacquelyn.
  2. Jacquelyn is worth her weight in gold - literally!
  3. Jacquelyn is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  4. If Jacquelyn was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Jacquelyn!
  6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Jacquelyn!
  7. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Jacquelyn floating in their swimming pools.
  8. Jacquelyn once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jacquelyn.
  10. Jacquelyn can sleep with one eye open!

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