The Mechanical Contrivium: Jackie Francisco

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jackie Francisco!

  1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jackie Francisco in your ear 700 times!
  2. If you put a drop of liquor on Jackie Francisco, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  3. Half a cup of Jackie Francisco contains only seventeen calories!
  4. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Jackie Francisco is blue!
  5. The colour of Jackie Francisco is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Jackie Francisco is worth her weight in gold - literally.
  7. Jackie Francisco cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Jackie Francisco.
  9. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Jackie Francisco.
  10. Jackie Francisco is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.