The Mechanical Contrivium: Ilona

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ilona!

1. Ilona is the sacred animal of Thailand!
2. If you lick Ilona ten times, you will consume one calorie.
3. Ilona can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ilona.
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ilona with his left foot.
6. Baby swans are called Ilona!
7. Ilona can taste with her feet!
8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Ilona.
9. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ilona.
10. Ilona is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.