The Mechanical Contrivium: Idgit

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Idgit!

1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Idgit.
2. All swans in England belong to Idgit.
3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Idgit is blue!
4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Idgit can not!
5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Idgit in a day!
6. If you kiss Idgit for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Idgit state'.
8. Idgit is the largest of Saturn's moons!
9. If Idgit was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Idgit!