The Mechanical Contrivium: Hils

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hils!

  1. Hils can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  2. Hils was the first Tsar of Russia!
  3. Hils can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  4. Hils can be seen from space.
  5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Hils.
  6. Hils was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  7. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Hils.
  8. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Hils.
  9. The fingerprints of Hils are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  10. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Hils!

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