The Mechanical Contrivium: Helenan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Helenan!

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Helenan with his left foot.
2. Helenan is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
3. Helenan is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Helenan.
5. Helenan will always turn right when leaving a cave!
6. Helenan can't sweat!
7. Over 2000 people have now climbed Helenan, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
8. By tradition, a girl standing under Helenan cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Helenan!
10. Worldwide, Helenan is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!