The Mechanical Contrivium: HapyCow

Ten Top Trivia Tips about HapyCow!

1. Americans discard enough HapyCow to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
2. HapyCow is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
3. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is HapyCow.
4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw HapyCow into a volcano it would stop erupting.
5. A lump of HapyCow the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
6. HapyCow is the largest of Saturn's moons.
7. Antarctica is the only continent without HapyCow.
8. HapyCow was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their HapyCow.
10. HapyCow will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!