The Mechanical Contrivium: Gretchen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gretchen!

  1. Gretchen has 118 ridges around the edge.
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Gretchen.
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Gretchen.
  4. Gretchen has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  5. When provoked, Gretchen will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
  6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Gretchen.
  7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Gretchen!
  8. Gretchen is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  9. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Gretchen.
  10. Pacman was originally called Gretchenman!

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