The Mechanical Contrivium: GrammarWoman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GrammarWoman!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of GrammarWoman on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have GrammarWoman floating in their swimming pools.
  3. The colour of GrammarWoman is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find GrammarWoman.
  5. GrammarWoman is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  6. Without GrammarWoman, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  7. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of GrammarWoman.
  8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch GrammarWoman.
  9. GrammarWoman is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
  10. GrammarWoman can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.

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