The Mechanical Contrivium: Goddessness

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Goddessness!

1. Goddessnessolatry is the mindless worship of Goddessness!
2. Goddessness cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
3. Goddessnessology is the study of Goddessness!
4. Pacman was originally called Goddessnessman.
5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Goddessness.
6. Goddessness can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
7. Goddessness is worth her weight in gold - literally.
8. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Goddessness.
9. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Goddessness!
10. Goddessness can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.