The Mechanical Contrivium: Giyenah

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Giyenah!

  1. Giyenah is the world's largest rodent.
  2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Giyenah.
  3. Giyenah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  4. Giyenah has a memory span of three seconds!
  5. More people are killed by Giyenah each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  6. Giyenah can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Giyenah is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  8. Giyenah was declared extinct in 1902!
  9. If you kiss Giyenah for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  10. Giyenah is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!

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