The Mechanical Contrivium: Gillian Johnson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gillian Johnson!

  1. Antarctica is the only continent without Gillian Johnson!
  2. Gillian Johnson has four noses.
  3. Gillian Johnson can't sweat.
  4. Gillian Johnson can be seen from space.
  5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Gillian Johnson, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  6. Gillian Johnsonology is the study of Gillian Johnson!
  7. Over half of Americans are officially Gillian Johnson!
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Gillian Johnson.
  9. US gold coins used to say 'In Gillian Johnson we trust'.
  10. You should always open Gillian Johnson at least an hour before drinking her.

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