The Mechanical Contrivium: Geegee_lou

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Geegee_lou!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Geegee_lou.
  2. If you cut Geegee_lou in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  3. The horns of Geegee_lou are made entirely from hair.
  4. US gold coins used to say 'In Geegee_lou we trust'.
  5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Geegee_lou!
  6. Czar Paul I banished Geegee_lou to Siberia for marching out of step.
  7. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Geegee_lou.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Geegee_lou!
  9. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Geegee_lou.
  10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Geegee_lou to reach the earth's core.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.