The Mechanical Contrivium: Gaulkosaurus

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gaulkosaurus!

  1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Gaulkosaurus!
  2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Gaulkosaurus.
  3. Gaulkosaurus is 984 feet tall!
  4. US gold coins used to say 'In Gaulkosaurus we trust'.
  5. Gaulkosaurus is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  6. Gaulkosaurus is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  7. The horns of Gaulkosaurus are made entirely from hair.
  8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Gaulkosaurus!
  9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Gaulkosaurus in your ear 700 times!
  10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Gaulkosaurus is the victim!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.