The Mechanical Contrivium: Gaiyrah

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gaiyrah!

  1. Never store Gaiyrah at room temperature!
  2. Research indicates that Gaiyrah will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  3. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Gaiyrah.
  4. Gaiyrah is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  5. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Gaiyrah.
  6. To check whether Gaiyrah is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Gaiyrah will sink, and fresh Gaiyrah will float!
  7. Without Gaiyrah, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  8. Red Gaiyrah at night, shepherd's delight. Red Gaiyrah at morning, shepherd's warning!
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Gaiyrah!
  10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Gaiyrah.

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